Current Music: "When a felon's not engaged in his employment" -- Gilbert and Sullivan

Entry tags:

doctorwho,
macros

Companion's lot (illustrated)

Music by Sir Arthur Sullivan. Lyrics by me, with apologies to W. S. Gilbert.

Images are from time-and-space.co.uk, shillpages.com, the BBC and my DVD collection. Dalek font by Keith Bates.

Polly: When companions aren't flaunting their apparel
(their apparel)

Rose: Or securely nestling in the Doctor's arms
(Doctor's arms)

Sarah Jane: You'll be spending all your time in deadly peril
(deadly peril)

Tegan: And watching other people come to harm.
(come to harm)

Martha: You'll find the Master nearly kills your mother,
(kills your mother)

Jamie: Or you'll end up with your memories undone;
(-ies undone)

Donna: Oh, take one consideration with another,
(with another)

Katarina: The companion's lot is not a happy one.

Chorus: Oh... When the Doctor's in the TARDIS on the run
(on the run)

The companion's lot is not a happy one.
(happy one)

Victoria: If the TV series didn't sap your vigour
(sap your vigour)

Liz: And you're no worse off than you had been before,
(been before)

Zoe: Then a spinoff book will make your problems bigger
(problems bigger)

Dodo: Or leave you dead and bleeding on the floor.
(on the floor)

Jo: They'll fill your life with failure, pain and heartache
(pain and heartache)

Peri: Or they'll have the villain rape you just for fun;
(just for fun)

Nyssa: When it's looked at in the cold grey light of daybreak
(light of daybreak)

Adric: The companion's lot is not a happy one.

Chorus: Oh... When the Doctor's in the TARDIS on the run
(on the run)

The companion's lot is not a happy one.
(happy one)

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