Drabble (12/22): A Proposition

[john_amend_all]

"Are you sure?" Harry said. "I kept being asked that at public school."

"Did you ever say 'yes?'" Jack asked.

Harry shook his head. "If you'd seen the boys in my form you wouldn't need to ask."

"Don't worry." Jack put an arm round Harry's shoulder. "If they were school dinners I'd be a gourmet banquet. You know what they say about trying stuff?"

"'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing,'" Harry quoted.

Jack slapped his forehead. "That's where I went wrong. Folk dancing. Just wait till you see what I can do with a hanky on a stick."