2014-03-20

john_amend_all: (shipping)
2014-03-20 11:03 pm

Probably not the intended reading

[community profile] unconventionalcourtship is running again, and as I was glancing at the list of prompts, one caught my eye:

147) One More Kiss- Katherine Garbera

Since her divorce, cupcake queen Alysse Dresden prefers baking to boys...until a phone order from a sexy-voiced stranger melts her insides like butter. It isn't until Alysse makes the delivery that she realises - there's only been one man whose voice had such an effect: her mysterious, gorgeous ex-husband...

I couldn't help taking "melts her insides" literally, and wondering how the poor lady managed to deliver cupcakes after her innards had been fatally liquefied.

2014-03-20 11:03 pm

Probably not the intended reading

[community profile] unconventionalcourtship is running again, and as I was glancing at the list of prompts, one caught my eye:

147) One More Kiss- Katherine Garbera

Since her divorce, cupcake queen Alysse Dresden prefers baking to boys...until a phone order from a sexy-voiced stranger melts her insides like butter. It isn't until Alysse makes the delivery that she realises - there's only been one man whose voice had such an effect: her mysterious, gorgeous ex-husband...

I couldn't help taking "melts her insides" literally, and wondering how the poor lady managed to deliver cupcakes after her innards had been fatally liquefied.
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