Lord Dark / Miss Hawk, though it's entirely in my head.
Least favourite character(s):
Benger and/or Bunce, on account of the fraud and arson.
Least favourite pairing(s):
Miss Hawk / Edward. Depending how old he's supposed to be, it's either illegal or just Wrong.
I pity/feel sorry for:
I don't, really.
I'd be best friends with:
Is there an option for 'none of the above'?
Go shopping with:
Lord Dark -- probably looking for neglected art treasures at car boot sales.
Karaoke/Dancing with (I can neither sing nor dance, so it doesn't much matter which):
The Widgets.
Which 4 characters would I want to be stuck in a zombie apocalypse with:
The late Tall Knight is a cert. To accompany him, the two most powerful are Charn and Gorwen, but I can't see them cooperating even in the face of a zombie apocalypse. Perhaps if the three Keepers have a functioning Veetacore with them, and the knowledge to use it, they could reverse the apocalypse?
Who would I sleep with:
There's only one adult human female in the cast of those two stories, so that doesn't leave me with much of a choice.
Who would I kiss:
See above. Also, aren't these two questions in the wrong order?
Bake a cake for:
Doris.
Take over the world with:
What a choice! The only one who wants to take over the (or a) world is Charn, and I don't think any allies of his would last too long. On the other hand, Benger and Bunce's level of competence is such that they'd have difficulty taking over a jellied eel concession, let alone a planet. Hmmm... I suppose if the three Keepers have a functioning Veetacore with them, etc.
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