Probably not the intended reading

[john_amend_all]

unconventionalcourtship is running again, and as I was glancing at the list of prompts, one caught my eye:

147) One More Kiss- Katherine Garbera

Since her divorce, cupcake queen Alysse Dresden prefers baking to boys...until a phone order from a sexy-voiced stranger melts her insides like butter. It isn't until Alysse makes the delivery that she realises - there's only been one man whose voice had such an effect: her mysterious, gorgeous ex-husband...

I couldn't help taking "melts her insides" literally, and wondering how the poor lady managed to deliver cupcakes after her innards had been fatally liquefied.
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Comments

[liadt]

It turns out she's only half human;p Her husband couldn't have been that good if she'd forgotten what he sounded like!

[john_amend_all]

I did have my own thoughts about someone who could react thus to their divorced husband, and suffer literal liquefaction...



... but decided the world would be better off without such a fic.

[liadt]

Lol, as long as it doesn't go past the liquifaction part:S It's a good prompt though, hmm.....