"I'm in disguise, of course." There was a clunk as the cell door unlocked. "I couldn't very well have shown up at the gates in my normal clothes, could I?"
"Yeah, I get that. All the guards'll be looking for a weirdo in a frock coat. So you'd disguise yourself as a guard, wouldn't you? Or an inspector or something."
"I had to work with what I could find," the Doctor protested.
"And you're seriously telling me Mother Pigging Goose was the best you could do?"
"This isn't Mother Goose." The Doctor looked hurt. "It's supposed to be Widow Twankey."
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What the hell are you wearing? (8 & Lucie, 100 words)
Date: 2016-05-27 08:40 pm (UTC)"I'm in disguise, of course." There was a clunk as the cell door unlocked. "I couldn't very well have shown up at the gates in my normal clothes, could I?"
"Yeah, I get that. All the guards'll be looking for a weirdo in a frock coat. So you'd disguise yourself as a guard, wouldn't you? Or an inspector or something."
"I had to work with what I could find," the Doctor protested.
"And you're seriously telling me Mother Pigging Goose was the best you could do?"
"This isn't Mother Goose." The Doctor looked hurt. "It's supposed to be Widow Twankey."