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Would you like a ridiculous no. of summaries?

Or a number of ridiculous summaries, come to that.

It's going to take me some time to work through these, but I've got the first set in and working.

573) Making Waves by Julie Kenner
the Second Doctor used to be a celebrated author of erotic fairytales…
until his ex-husband Jamie McCrimmon used them against him in a highly publicized divorce case. He said he had an insatiable appetite for women — any women. But in truth, Two's erotica was inspired by his personal fantasies, fantasies his ex-husband never came close to fulfilling… and fantasies that are suddenly fueled when he meets journalist Charlotte Pollard….
The attraction is instantaneous, the chemistry, smoldering. And before long, Two is ready to write again. Only this time, he's got company. He and Charley burn up the phone lines, collaborating on a sensual story all their own – a story that is recorded on paper… and reenacted in his bed. Two has never been so satisfied, so fulfilled. And he intends to enjoy it while it lasts. Because he's learned the hard way that there's no such thing as a fairytale ending….

574) Night Moves by Julie Kenner
Something about trains had always brought out Kitty Bennet's wild side. So far it had been her own dirty little secret – until a sexy stranger catches her sneaking into his compartment looking to indulge her fantasy. But instead of throwing her out, James T. Kirk is turned on… and he's ready to give Kitty the ride of her life!

575) Blackmailed Down the Aisle by Louise Fuller
‘What’s it to be – me, or the police?’
Out-of-work actor Marvin the Paranoid Android would do anything for his brother - even sneak into a sleek New York office to return the watch he stole from billionaire Victoria Waterfield.
When Victoria catches him red-handed, Marvin is completely at her mercy. But Victoria needs a husband to seal a deal, and events take a wild turn – she demands Marvin become her temporary husband!
Swept into Victoria’s world, Marvin’s caught in an intense tangle of emotions. And with every searing kiss, Marvin’s guard melts, as he discovers there are unexpected, pleasurable advantages to being blackmailed down the aisle…

576) Road Trip with the Best Man by Sophie Pembroke
With his dream wedding in tatters, Arnold Rimmer resolves to track down his errant groom the Cat and demand answers. But not trusting his intentions, billionaire best man Zaphod Beeblebrox refuses to let him go alone. But with each passing mile, Arnold begins to realise they could be on the road to happy-ever-after!

577) The Morning After the Wedding Before by Anne Oliver
Zoë Heriot has never been one to let her hair down – family obligations and a cheating ex have put paid to that. Now she has another responsibility to take just as seriously: she’s her sister Victoria Waterfield’s maid of honour!
Wickedly charming bridesmaid Nyssa of Traken is intrigued by Zoë, and can’t resist the challenge of unbuttoning her and freeing her of her inhibitions… starting in the honeymoon suite! But after one sinfully wicked night Zoë realises that this letting-your-hair-down thing could be incredibly addictive…

578) Captain Rose’s Redemption by Georgie Lee
Who had her former fiancé become?
Captured by pirates off the Virginia coast, Lady Lucie Miller is shocked to see in the blue eyes of Captain Silver the young man she loved and lost. What has caused him to exchange his honour for a chance at revenge? But now he needs her help. Dare Lucie believe the captain can reclaim his life as an upstanding gentleman and with it, her hand in marriage?

[One can't help imagining a different Silver. Ar, Jim Lad. Also, if it was the other way round Lucie's already got the next best thing to an eyepatch and a pegleg.]

579) The Maverick’s Bridal Bargain by Christy Jeffries
When ex-marine the Eleventh Doctor hires River Song as his wedding planner, gossip begins to spread like wildfire. Why has no one met his mystery bride? Whilst everyone is convinced the wedding is fake, sparks fly between Eleven and River – there may be a wedding after all!

[I suspect the mystery bride isn't River, but Marilyn Monroe.]

580) Secrets of a Wallflower by Amanda McCabe
A secret shared…
But can he trust her?
In this Debutantes in Paris story, Fitzwilliam Darcy is thrilled to be a writer covering the Parisian Exposition. His new role must be kept quiet ― his parents would never allow it! When enigmatic Dame Regina Mills discovers his ruse, she knows it could lead him into danger. With the sparks igniting between them, Regina realises the only way to protect Darcy is by staying as close to him as possible!

581) Beguiled by the Forbidden Knight – Elisabeth Hobbes
[John Willoughby / the Mistress]
She’s his enemy…
…and he must not fall for her!
When his master is taken as an enemy Dame’s betrothed, bondsman John knows it would be too dangerous for his Lord – he must go in his place! But there’s more to the scarred Dame than he first thought… he isn’t expecting to fall for her! As the line between friend and enemy blurs, John realises he might be protecting his master, but not his heart…