Mea culpa, mea maxima cul— hey, meme!

I haven't been writing anything, and I've still got a fake TV show to come up with at some point (I've cast, um, one actress so far). So obviously it's the perfect time to snatch up a prompt meme from thisbluespirit (and then head off to tumblr to fill in the gaps).

So... Give me two characters or more (pairing or otherwise) and a prompt number and I’ll write a ficlet:

( prompts follow )