Ersatz Genremixer Meme

Since I've done this from one end (and wrote a fic or three [ETA: four]) I thought I might as well have a try from the other. Memed from thisbluespirit and romanajo123:

1. Give me a list of two or more characters (same fandom, multiple fandoms, whatever, it's up to you, doesn't have to be a shared fandom, just whoever you want to write).
2. I'll use them to generate you 3 prompts from the Genremixer!
3. Go write tropey flashfic from any or all of them & link back here.

All profit with ficlets and drabbles! Or at the very least, amusing prompts to contemplate. \o/