Read risk assessments. They describe traps that will kill you.

The other day I was reading a risk assessment for an organisation reopening to the public in the face of COVID-19. I'm afraid it reminded me of nothing so much as this Girl Genius strip.

• Do not share pens. It is a trap that will kill you.
• Do not touch the Point Of Sale Machine. It is a trap that will kill you.
• Do not drink milk other than that you yourself have brought. It is a trap that will kill you.
• Do not use food preparation equipment other than the kettle. It is a trap that will kill you.

And so on for five pages.