Pairing Headcanon meme

[john_amend_all]

Memed from justice_turtle:

Give me a pairing and I'll tell you the following things about my headcanon for them:

• big spoon/little spoon:
• favorite non-sexual activity:
• what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
• who uses all the hot water:
• most trivial thing they fight over:
• who cooks normally?:
• who kissed who first?:
• who does most of the cleaning:
• who calls up the super/landlord^* when the heat’s not working:
• who remembers anniversaries:

*: Or the butler, presumably, if it's that sort of fandom.