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Since I know some of my flist enjoy zombie apocalypses, I was amused to see that there is such a thing as a Mills and Boon zombie apocalypse.

You can even read it online. Though given the only review ("this was a cheesy story.... can't she do better") you might decide your time was better spent elsewhere.

By now it's in the generator, of course.

I'll also share some of the prompts I got while testing.

239) It Was Only a Kiss by Joss Wood
For driven businessman Lord Fear success is the only option. So when gorgeous marketing intern Lissard waltzes into his office and casually informs him that his newly inherited vineyard has an image problem he's outraged! He's naive, overly ambitious, a know-it-all… And all Fear can do to stop him talking is kiss him senseless.
Eight years later the vineyard needs a boost — and Fear needs a hip new marketing strategy to save it. Lissard may drive him crazy but he's the right man for the job. Their only problem is how to keep their minds on work and off that kiss!

287) Undercover Hunter by Rachel Lee
Detective Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart never had any luck with male partners. So when he's assigned to work with smouldering, raven-haired the Master, he isn't pleased at all. Posing as a married couple, the investigators must team up to catch a killer. That is, if they don't kill each other first.
Putting their mission first proves tricky as mutual disdain evolves into mutual desire. But distraction is not an option. The killer who seemingly vanished five years prior has returned to Conard County, Wyoming, to finish what he started. And he just set his sights on two new victims.

(I rather want to read that one. I think the killer is going to end up bitterly regretting the day he ran into the Brig and the Master...)

309) The Chateau by Karen Aldous
Can young hearts ease a restless spirit?
On the shores of stunning Lake Geneva, Kryten is celebrating his brother’s wedding – when the figure of a man appears hovering above the water, beckoning to him. Ghostly visitations do not happen to Kryten - a self-confessed control freak with his own successful property business, he prides himself on being level-headed. But as he is tormented by dreams and visions, his perfect life begins to unravel, and he knows he needs to help this ghost find peace if he’s to get any of his own!
Enter Kristine Kochanski, an Anglo-Swiss property developer who’s sexy as hell and knows it. Her arrogance annoys Kryten, but she’s the only one who will take him seriously… and the closer they come to understanding the quest the ghost has set for them, the closer they get to one another…

And then there's the one which begins