Three sentence fic meme

[john_amend_all]

Memed from romanajo123:

1. Give me a pairing.
2. Give me an AU setting.
3. I will write you a three-sentence fic.

Comments

[john_amend_all]

It's in The Hobbit (when Smaug falls on Laketown) -- that's where I first encountered it.

[pedanther]

Huh. I've definitely encountered it before, then. Maybe by the time I was that deep in The Hobbit I'd spent enough time interpreting unfamiliar words from context that they'd stopped registering.