john_amend_all

The other day, canadanne rashly said "Oh man, I really want to read a Doctor Who / Trap Door crossover now."

Title: Stolen Goods
Author: john_amend_all
Characters: Twelfth Doctor, Clara; Berk, Boni, Bubo
Rating: All ages
Word count: 2723
Disclaimer: "Doctor Who" characters belong to the BBC. "Trap Door" to Queensgate Productions Ltd.
Author's notes: In my mind's eye when writing this, Twelve and Clara were portrayed by claymation figures, in the style of the other characters.
Summary: All Berk wants to do is tidy his kitchen. His visitors have other ideas.

Here it is: { At AO3 | At Teaspoon }

I have no particular excuse for this, except that it's been in my mind on and off for over a year.

Spoilers up to and including The Doctor's Wife. ( Macro below )